During my alloted seconds minutes of browsing on the internet while listening to Ben babbling over the monitor..."dump trucks are awesome" and watching Eli wake himself up from another teeny tiny insignificant nap I came to a website where you could enter your measurements and answer some questions about your lifestyle and it would tell you if you're at a healthy weight or not.

I figured I was game for this so I put in my weight and height and that kind of thing and then started answering their questions....

Are you pregnant? I click the (thank heavens) no circle.

Are you breastfeeding? I click the yes (around the clock circle).

Have you been breastfeeding less than or more than six months? I click the less button.

Do you have any amputations? I don't click anything because I'm very busy re-reading this to make sure I've got it right. Amputations?  The next question is for you to select which limb you've had amputated. Right arm? Left arm? Right leg? Left leg?

Really?!