I detailed what has to be done for me to leave for church in a blog for last Sunday. So this Sunday while I was going through all that again I ended leaving for church wearing the following:
Pants with tea splashed on them as I helped Ben walk up the steps.
Tanktop with breastmilk splotches because Eli sometimes stops nursing and lets the last mouthful of milk drip out out of his mouth.
Shirt with spit-up on the shoulder from burping Eli.
(In my defense, the tea spots were down by my shins so you couldn't see them, the tanktop was under my shirt anyway so that wasn't visible although a little damp, and I scrubbed the spit-up so it was not too noticeable)